I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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