some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm at about main and main street
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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