eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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