god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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