the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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