Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Please don't give away my fajitas
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
