pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You were trust falling into bushes
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