But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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