How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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