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(248): View more from Michigan

im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...

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(404): View more from Georgia

I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

(678): View more from Georgia

you spelled her name wrong

(404): View more from Georgia

not you too!!

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school

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(516): View more from New York

Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment

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(518): View more from New York

We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer

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(501): View more from Arkansas

It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking

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(203): View more from Connecticut

its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful

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