Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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