Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
