it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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