I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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