There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
