I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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