We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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