try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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