Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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