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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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