Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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