After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
