Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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