problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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