erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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