Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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