Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he fucked my hip out of place.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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