If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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