fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
