im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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