My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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