I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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