Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize