I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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