Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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