His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
This house was built for laser tag.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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