Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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