Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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