just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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