I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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