If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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