Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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