Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
