guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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