he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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