with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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