Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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