id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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