I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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