So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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