And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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