She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
MIDGETS
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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