She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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