roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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