I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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