idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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