But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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