Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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