2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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