well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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