I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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